🕳️ Invisible Hat
Premium nothingness for your head - 5% confidence boost included!
🗣️ Screaming Mug
Pre-order now! Features patented Existential Dread™ morning alarm system
🌌 Unlimited Void
Storage solution for all your forgotten memories and lost hopes
🎩 Schrödinger’s Fedora
Simultaneously stylish and unfashionable until observed
📦 Heisenberg’s Uncertain Box
Contents unknown until opened, position and momentum indeterminate
🧠 Quantum Brainstorm Notebook
Ideas exist in superposition until written down
🕶️ Entangled Sunglasses
See the world through multiple realities simultaneously
🧦 Superposition Socks
Both clean and dirty until sniffed