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Funny Brain Facts
- •Prefrontal Cortex: This region is 30% smaller when you haven't had coffee
- •Hippocampus: Named after the seahorse because it looks like one and is equally useless at basketball
- •Amygdala: Activates when you realize you hit 'Reply All' by mistake
- •Basal Ganglia: Responsible for 97% of all dad dance moves
- •Cerebellum: Grows 3% larger each time you successfully high-five on the first try
- •Somatosensory Cortex: Can detect a single crumb in your bed from 10 feet away
Memory Tips (With Humor)
- •Spaced Repetition: Review embarrassing memories repeatedly to ensure you never forget them
- •Sensory Association: Link memories to smells - like that time you burned popcorn at 3AM
- •Emotional Connection: The more cringe-worthy the memory, the better it sticks
- •Sleep Consolidation: Your brain processes memories while you sleep, which explains weird dreams